Perfectly Unbalanced is for women who were raised to be ambitious and break glass ceilings -
in a world where men are still taught to rely on women to make their dreams possible.
Praised for helping.
Awarded for juggling it all.
Applauded for struggling.
Expected to never drop the ball.
You’re exhausted, resentful, and wondering why success feels like a punishment.
You did everything “right” - and somehow ended up last on your own list.
This masterclass matters because too many brilliant women are burning out trying to win a rigged game -
being everything to everyone and nothing to yourself.
It’s time to opt out -
and come home to you.
You don’t need another habit tracker, vision board, or perfectly optimized morning routine.
You need permission to stop performing,
tools to reconnect with your truth,
and a reminder that you are not broken - the system is.
🔥 Why “you can have it all” was a trap
🔥 The invisible cost of being an ambitious woman in a patriarchal world
🔥 How shame + hustle culture have been weaponized against you
🔥 The truth about why balance is making you feel worse, not better
🔥 What it means to stop performing and start reclaiming your identity
You don’t need to be more organized, more grateful, more productive, or more perfect.
You need to be free.
💣 You were taught ambition - but not supported in it.
You were told you could be anything.
But no one said you'd still be expected to be the default parent, the emotional manager, the house CEO, the grocery orderer, the family glue, the birthday rememberer, the therapist, the appointment-booker, the peacemaker and the breadwinner.
🧠 You internalized the idea that worth = performance.
We reward women for overfunctioning. For being “low-maintenance.” For staying small, saying yes, and making everything look effortless while quietly unraveling inside.
This becomes identity-level stuff:
“Who am I if I’m not constantly doing for everyone else?”
🧍 You were conditioned to be everything to everyone - and nothing to yourself.
Women are taught to be nurturing, selfless, accommodating.
So when you have a need, a desire, or a limit? You feel guilty.
When you take up space? You second-guess yourself.
When you rest? You feel like you’re falling behind.
🧯You’ve been gaslit by “wellness” culture.
You’re not sleeping, your hormones are a mess, your stress is off the charts - but what does the world offer you?
A time-blocking app.
A gratitude journal.
Maybe a supplement and a smoothie bowl.
Nothing that actually touches the real root of your burnout.
💸 You’re chasing success inside a system that was never designed with women in mind.
Male ambition is supported. Female ambition is tolerated… until it makes someone uncomfortable.
Men with goals get respect.
Women with goals get asked who’s watching the kids.
Your to-do list could fill a novel - yet you still say “yes” out of guilt.
Your calendar looks like a unicorn exploded... courtesy of your color-coded highlighters.
You often wish you had a wife to support your dreams (because seriously, who’s got your back?).
You kill it at work but still get asked, “Who’s watching the kids?”
You’re done with the guilt trips every time you show ambition.
“You can have it all” sounds like a bad joke nobody’s laughing at.
You’d rather give the middle finger than flash another fake smile when told how “grateful” you should be.
You’re sick of the wellness BS to optimize your symptoms and instead are ready to burn down the whole system
"I didn't know all those stats, actually - just the basics. And it was the vibe I was there for. I felt seen by tthat content.
"I really needed this..couldn't always read some of the slides through the tears! Provoking a deep look at or into myself! Thank you ❤️"
🎥 You are purchasing a recording of a workshop that was previously held live. Once you purchase you have immediate access.
💸 Full Price: $44
📩 Questions? Email us at info@andreakaywellness.com